WELCOME to Kimo’s Vegas ... The Player’s Edge!

“I WOULD LIKE to apologize to Alicia Keys and MTV for the disrespectful bull caused by a piece of (beep) called Kid Pebble.” That’s what Tommy Lee said in his first public statement since the VMAs. According to Lee,“Pamela comes and sits on my lap, who I love and adore ... I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble. I stand up and embrace him with a semi-hug and say, ‘Hey dude, what up?’ He punches me in the face ... and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly-ass mug, security guards at the Palms grab me and haul my butt outta the award show.” Both (drummer) Tommy Lee and (singer) Kid Rock were married to Pamela Anderson.

LAS VEGAS promoter Jeff Beacher has offered the rockers a winner-take-all $1 million boxing match, saying, “We all know that they are fighting over Pam Anderson.”

PAMELA ANDERSON, the current babe in Hans Klok’s “The Beauty of Magic” at Planet Hollywood, said she was down $250,000 the first time she played poker and agreed to “make out with the winner"to erase her debt. She says what started out as a pay-back has blossomed into love, and she and the unnamed poker pro are engaged. Pammie falls in love more often than we go through a roll of TP in my house.

THE SCOOP on 50 Cent’s sinking stage ... as the band was playing some fool threw a bunch of money into the pool, prompting concert-goers to dive in for the free cash. The huge splash caused equipment to fall from the stage into the water. Security immediately halted the show to prevent greedy partiers from getting electrocuted.

ONLY IN VEGAS ... Runway Gentleman’s Club held “Stripper-Okie” - a strippers-only karaoke contest with Ron Jeremy as the judge.

O.J. SIMPSON was questioned about a break-in at Palace Station Casino hotel room that involved sports memorabilia. The Heisman Trophy winner and ex-NFL star was later released because ... lemmie guess ... “The glove did not fit.”

IF YOU’VE always dreamed of sharing the stage with Bob Eubanks (The Newlywed Game and Card Sharks) or Chuck Woolery (Love Connection and Lingo) or Jamie Farr (The Gong Show and M*A*S*H), here’s your chance. The game show hosts are back hosting the new $250,000 Ultimate Game Show starting Oct. 8 at the Las Vegas Hilton. It’s a live Las Vegas game show (like The Price is Right) with $50,000 in guaranteed cash prizes each week and more winners than any other game show (more than 50 winners per show).

THERE’S A NEW high-end Japanese sushi restaurant in Red Rock Resort called “Hachi” ... so what’s next, “Ku”?

THE RE-IMAGING of the Luxor continues ... opening Oct. 7, The Company American Bistro, a new steakhouse by celeb owners Nicky Hilton (heiress), Nick Lachey (singer) and Wilmer Valderrama (actor).

WHAT’S THEIR SECRET? Franklin Kaahu of Kaneohe won $8,000 playing video poker at the Cal, Ester Echineque from Ewa Beach hit the Fremont slots for $10,000 and Isao Matsumoto from Wahiawa won $14,000 from the Fremont’s KENO room.

 

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